Hello, distinguished MacFormat™ readers, staff and contributors !
As a satisfied suscriber (but not yet a Mac™ genius), i figured i could send a few kilobytes through the Channel for (let's hope...) your visual pleasure.
So, here's a very (very !) small sample of my work, ready for a QuickShow™ (the full stock weighs about 5 gazillion Megs and fills my bathroom up to the roof...).
While eating tongue and cheek sandwiches, drinking static electricity and listening to some Raymond Douglas Davies™ delightful songs, i used Photoshop 3.05™, Painter 4.03™, Goo 1.0™ and Bryce 2.0™, plus numerous plug-in filters (hi, Kai™!).
You will notice i am very (very !) interested in women (with due respect). Aaah, royalty free fresh and mysterious faces ! The original images sometime weigh up to 28 Megs, so you will only see mid quality heavily compressed copies.
As always, feel free to :
enhance/trash/laugh at/nuke/swallow/singalong to these pics (one of my friends even uses them in print as handkerchieves - he drives a Pentium™ truck).
Any feedback would be welcome, criticism and/or advice, postcard from your hometown, picture of your pet/favorite soccer player/granny, or even nothing at all, but nicely wrapped.
FRANCIS CHIRSNER, a.k.a. Dr ZooM, des antipodes de Paris
164, rue de la Croix Nivert
75015 - PARIS
FRANCE
PS 1.0 : salut à toi, ô Florence Bouhier, prêtresse des arcanes du Mac™ !!
PS 1.1 : whatever happened to Ivor Biggun and the red-nosed burglars™ ?!